First look: Michael McIntyre ‘Pen Lies’ – Live at the Apollo – BBC One

Jokerz Wild Comedy Video Rating: 4 / 5

  • By sassinebernadette, July 19, 2011 @ 3:42 pm

    this comedian Michael McIntyre is amazing he made us laugh about a pen!!!!! xD

  • By RespectThePod, July 19, 2011 @ 4:35 pm

    *ring ring*,
    “hello herboligists on Rose Street speaking”
    “I’d like to talk to Dr Marshall, is he there?”
    “no i’m sorry he’s not but i could give you his office number instead, would that be alright?”
    “ehh yes”
    “have you got a pen and paper”
    “uh hu……….. :/”
    “ok the number is…”
    *franticlly running around trying to find a pen, but only finding countless ones with out any ink*
    “did you get that”
    “ok we’ll let Dr Marshall know to be expecting your call”

  • By FlameHue, July 19, 2011 @ 4:53 pm

    This guy is a genius. I nearly pissed my pants.

  • By florencelovme, July 19, 2011 @ 5:52 pm

    @randomface54 This has happened to me too! I ended up using a hairpin to scratch it “somewhere” and as I couldnt find anything that resembles a paper, I decided to scratch it on the wall of the phonebox, only to realize after hanging up the phone, that I couldnt take the wall with me – I finally managed to memorize the number lol!

  • By florencelovme, July 19, 2011 @ 6:50 pm

    Im crying!!! oh shit, Im not watching another clip of him! My face is red and my stomach is aching! The LOLs!

  • By sha6ar6oon, July 19, 2011 @ 7:18 pm

    @randomface54 LMAO what a story

  • By Smithpolly, July 19, 2011 @ 7:24 pm

    @randomface54 I wouldn’t tell any prospective employers or soul mates that story.

  • By Str4t0sPh3rE, July 19, 2011 @ 7:29 pm

    Thanks to him, I will always grin on the phone whenever this situation occurs be it if I am the one needing the pen or the one asking the other if they’ve got the pen. XD

  • By kodakalex, July 19, 2011 @ 8:01 pm

    This is like the fifa commentary “two words- can’t defend”
    “that’s three words”
    “ahhh alright” *chuckles*

  • By TheLittleHelperX, July 19, 2011 @ 8:11 pm

    Four words your all thinking
    ‘Love him he’s hilarious’

  • By MsGogo68, July 19, 2011 @ 8:40 pm

    @TheMariola14 this is so funny the show that the pen thing made me piee and i am not jokeing it did

  • By MsGogo68, July 19, 2011 @ 9:07 pm

    this was so funny i not jokeing i pieed my pants i had to change them

  • By randomface54, July 19, 2011 @ 9:37 pm

    @CROMERCRABO1 Ok, I lied about the scratching into the hand thing, story got out of hand. The rest was true though.

  • By Fujiwara91, July 19, 2011 @ 10:06 pm

    Whahahaha that guy is genius! :p

  • By AppleJuice009, July 19, 2011 @ 10:09 pm

    hahahahahah, awesome

  • By xRenegadeofDarknessx, July 19, 2011 @ 10:59 pm

    a friend of mine rung me on my mobile and asked for my home number, so i said ‘do you have a pen?’ so he cud take down the number and he said ‘yeah’. so i said ‘r u sure?’ and he was sure he had a pen. so i started to say my number and halfway through saying it he said ‘stop, i lied. i dont have a pen.’ 🙂

  • By FcK2420, July 19, 2011 @ 11:16 pm

    worst part is that its true.

  • By CROMERCRABO1, July 19, 2011 @ 11:55 pm

    @randomface54 you are lying or you are unbalanced in a nice but still dangerous way. Also if you carved RANDOM numbers instead of the numbers you were given that is a really hard core commitment to dumb

  • By kimiwhoowhoos, July 20, 2011 @ 12:45 am

    I remember the many lies I’ve told about having a pen!

  • By zanscape, July 20, 2011 @ 1:44 am


  • By sackboy8me, July 20, 2011 @ 2:28 am

    however claims this has never happened to them is a LIAR

  • By ilovechaddylan, July 20, 2011 @ 2:43 am

    this is hilarious

  • By corkaviation, July 20, 2011 @ 3:39 am

    He’s so FUNNY

  • By xArrabell1x, July 20, 2011 @ 3:46 am

    I was taking a phone call and they asked me if I had a pen to take down the number. I said yes but then couldn’t find one. I reluctantly said ‘Sorry, I need to find a pen.’ The person then started to laugh. That was the last time I admitted to not having a pen…

  • By messymare96, July 20, 2011 @ 4:26 am

    I lied about the pen….

  • By Chroma Festival, September 2, 2011 @ 10:25 am

    Get down to Chroma

  • By Johnson Jazz, September 2, 2011 @ 10:36 am

    Henry Johnson knows all about Jazz!

  • By Ri Ri, September 2, 2011 @ 10:56 am

    Love Rihanna

  • By Black Eyed Peas Music, September 2, 2011 @ 11:32 am

    BEP > Rihanna!

  • By Scherzinger, September 2, 2011 @ 12:01 pm

    Wish I was Lewis Hamilton

  • By Rihanna Fan, September 2, 2011 @ 12:57 pm

    Have you seen the size of her legs!?

  • By Music Concert Tickets, September 2, 2011 @ 2:10 pm

    nothing like going to concerts

  • By Aldrich White Snake, September 2, 2011 @ 2:16 pm

    Love Doug Aldrich !

  • By Buble, September 20, 2011 @ 1:56 pm

    Buble does it so much better!

  • By Jonas Brothers, September 20, 2011 @ 3:35 pm

    Nick Jonas wins

  • By Top bands, September 20, 2011 @ 4:13 pm

    It always seems to me, that sorry seems to be the hardest word

  • By Dave Fritz Music, September 20, 2011 @ 4:31 pm

    Jeremy Kyle would sort this mess out lol

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